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Apr 25 30 2025

Firepop

My talk at the ACM Web Conference went OK, I guess. A/V problems were painful, not least because I had foreseen them and warned the powers that be. It’s 2025 and this is the Association For Computing Machinery: it ought to be possible to hook a Macintosh to your beamer.

Oh well.


Firepop

In a lousy mood, I retreated to Firepop, a fun little restaurant with some serious ideas.

The highlight was the app: “Cured duck / Piel de Sapo melon, Koroneiki olive oil ”, which is a stunning demonstration of wicked knife skills. The pieces of duck, skin-on, are slivered with equal amounts of duck and skin. The melon is the same thickness. Just wonderful.

Nor do I want to dismiss the skewer of “Wagyu beef slice / barrel-aged soy, Tasmanian wasabi, sesame”. This is an elaboration of a pandemic takeout dish; I thought wasabi and wagyu might be too much, but it works. “Lamb / sesame cumin dukkah, chilli” was great, too, and did not blur into the beef at all.


This year’s Web Conference is entirely consumed by AI: there are almost no papers about the Web.

by Ken Auletta

After Saving The City, I thought it would be interesting to read about the collapse of 2008 and the failure of Shearson. Instead, I accidentally grabbed this well-written book about the Lehman Brothers’s decision to sell itself to American Express in 1983. This is a nicely-written take of feudal revolt in a staid Wall Street institution, with lots of infighting between bankers and traders. A good read, but irrelevant to the questions I wanted to pursue.

by Richard Roberts

Revisited this fine book on a day when, once again, the world’s financial machinery appeared to be breaking down. A significant difference now is that the people in charge are fools and poltroons, some of them actively seeking to end civilization.

Here’s what I wrote before:


A fascinating and detailed study of the financial crisis that struck London in 1914 and engulfed the world. World Trade in 1914 was highly globalized – far more so than at any time before, and world trade only surpassed this mark recently. Back then, the Pound Sterling was the international reference currency, all major currencies were pegged explicitly to gold and implicitly to sterling, and trade was based on bills that could be settled for sterling in London and subsequently converted at the Bank of England to gold. (In practice, settled bills went into accounts and gold was only shipped for arbitrage.)

The problem was that, as war approached, everyone wanted safety, and so everyone bought up London bills. There were soon no bills available, and that meant if you wanted to make a routine transaction, like paying for a shipload of shirts you’d ordered, you couldn’t: you could have plenty of money but you couldn’t get any of the de facto international currency because there wasn’t any to get.

It’s a complex and technical story with some interesting characters, and Roberts tells it skillfully.

Amiability and the Web: lessons from Red Vienna and the origin of computing. a paper I’ll present at the 2025 ACM WWW Conference in Sydney on April 30.

From 1919 to 1934, the socialist city government of Vienna fostered a remarkable increase in art, public architecture, and scholarship despite desperate economic conditions. Throughout this period, the Vienna Circle, a philosophical discussion group, examined with new rigor the question of what can be known. Their work built the theoretical foundations of computing. Much of this work was carried out in Vienna’s distinctive cafés. This was not a quaint idiosyncrasy; the cafés were in the business of amiability. Parallels to the early Web and its precursors are not difficult to find, and the collapse of Red Vienna may parallel the current predicament of the Web.

When I wrote this last Fall, I was alarmed but did not foresee the collapse of institutions and the coarsening of public life on and off the Web that has already overtaken us.

by David Chang

This memoir by David Chang. the chef behind Momofuku, is dominated by Chang’s chronic and nearly unmanageable depression. A problem is that Chang is a very thoughtful fellow with some very intriguing ideas about food, and these keep being pushed to the side as he writes about the experience of being depressed. It’s hard to find a narrative shape to depression, and Chang’s insights on the topic are limited.

Apr 25 16 2025

CYC

A fascinating, lively, and rather hostile post-mortem of Doug Lenat’s CYC, by Yuxi Liu.

Apr 25 5 2025

Inside Edge

by Christine Brennan

A portrait of U.S. Figure Skating at the end of the 20th century, the years after Harding/Kerrigan and just before the Salt Lake City Olympics made the old, corrupt 6-point scoring system insupportable. The early chapters have a certain air of John McPhee with quick cuts and interesting pacing. Later, as the World Championships approach, the book veers more closely to a sports exposé, and ultimately the author herself is declared persona non grata by the figure skating officials. Her employer, The Washington Post, fought hard for her, and her numerous colleagues rallied behind her; the past is a foreign country.

I spent the last six days at the World Figure Skating Championships, which showed up here in Boston. It doesn’t happen every day. It was a ton of fun.

I knew almost nothing about figure skating when we bought the tickets last year. I tried to study, although that was inevitably less successful than I’d hoped. Here are some observations.

  • I spent a good deal of effort trying to learn to recognize the jumps: toe loop, loop, flip, Salchow, Lutz, and Axel. This was a mistake. First, distinguishing jumps is hard because they happen fast. The speed is more evident in the arena than it is on video, where the camera focuses more tightly on the skater. But, in terms of the sport, distinguishing jumps doesn’t matter much. You do need to recognize the easiest jump (toe loop) and the hardest (Axel). The others are roughly interchangeable: a triple Salchow is worth 4.3 points, a triple Lutz is worth 5.9, and there were 148.39 points in Alyssa Liu’s long program.
  • There is some very fine skating in the early groups, which never get shown on television. I also thoroughly enjoyed attending practice sessions, and would have gone to more of them if I had the endurance. The Boston Garden’s seats are OK for an arena, but competition was more than eight hours a day, and one must sleep occasionally.
  • Jeremy Jacobs owns Boston Garden. He’s not popular with sports journalists, or with me. There was a lot of cheese-paring visible at the World’s: for example, doors opened only 30 minutes before events, which is not sufficient time to admit 17,000 people with lines running around the block. $13.00 hot dogs — bad $13 hot dogs — are absurd. They pretend that each concession stand is a separate business with artisanal this and that, but they’re all the same and they all have the same (absurd) prices. $8 root beer? The afternoon and evening sessions are so close together that no one can get dinner other than those $13 hot dogs. The Garden did open a pair of water bubblers if you knew where to look, but hid them in order to sell $6 Coke-branded water.
  • Most breaks were wasted with silliness and ads for skin care products en Français. This could, in my view, be better used by providing pointers to future events, to local skating organizations, and more history. Tenley Albright and Kristi Yamaguchi are right there, and might have interesting things to say.
  • Fans agree: kiss and cry is intrusive but it's part of the thing, but the “leader’s chair” is just sadism. That said, one gets the impression that the skaters like each other well enough. That may be acting — a necessary legacy of Harding/Kerrigan — but if it’s acting, they do it well.
  • Lots of cheers for the Ukrainian skaters, and also for skaters from Israel.
  • I was lucky to find (via Reddit) an excellent Discord of welcoming Figure Skating enthusiasts started for figure skating podcast The Roundup.
  • Jackie Wong @rockerskating, provides an amazing service. He attends the warmup programs and the competition and tweets, almost in real time, what jumps people are attempting and what happened. In practice groups, he sometimes records the jumps by the four or five skaters noodling on the ice and waiting their turn. It’s cryptic but not hard to learn, and it really helps to get a feel for what you’re seeing.
  • Figure skating fans uniformly use the skaters’ first names or initials: it’s always Alyssa and Ilia, never Liu and Malinin. This can be even more cryptic than learning that 3L(u,step) means that the skater didn’t get around on the triple Lutz and had to use the free foot to prevent a fall. “I’m sitting next to Minerva” is not a sentence I expected to see.
  • Figure skating fans are quite involved in long-term narratives and dramas surrounding their favorite skaters, and their favorites are not necessarily the people who spend a lot of time on the podium. Jason Brown, for example: he skated a clean free skate with no hope of winning, but people were absolutely delighted. See also Wakaba Higuchi. Also Deniss Vasiljevs (Latvia).
  • Ilia Malinin, on the other hand, is obviously a generational talent. In a sport in which the winner is frequently determined by a margin of a fraction of a point, he won the Men’s competition by 31 points, and this margin surprised no one.
  • Figure Skating needs a really good blogger.
  • Skaters often come out into the arena, either to watch or to loosen up outside the confines of the locker room. This doesn’t happen in other sports: you never see Tanner Houck in the bleachers.
  • At the concluding exhibition, a pairs team (I think Metelkina and Berulava from Georgia) did a wonderful gender-reversed program. Pairs rules are frankly sexist and really ought to be revised, but in this climate it takes some courage to say so. And it takes some athleticism for a small woman to throw a 6'1 man for a loop.
  • One of the welcoming fans from the Discord group mentioned that the sport owes a debt to 3-time champion Kaori Sakomoto (silver medalist this time) for taking the focus off child abuse and the 2022 Olympic meltdown. In a real sense, the sport is still trying to find a solution to the scandal of the 2002 Olympics in Salt Lake City, where corruption in judging upended the sport. The new format is better, but I wonder whether there is a proper sport waiting to be facilitated by better structure.