January 6, 2001
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Phone Fun: Last night, my home phone began to insist that I handn't chosen a long distance carrier. I brought this to the attention of my long distance carrier; the pointed out I wasn't calling from home.

"I'm standing in my kitchen!"

"But this isn't your line, sir."

"I'm pretty certain it's my kitchen. I've lived here for years."

"That's strange."

Somehow we cross-circuited to B. Stay tuned.