Phone Fun: Last night, my home phone began to insist that I handn't chosen a long distance carrier. I brought this to the attention of my long distance carrier; the pointed out I wasn't calling from home.
"I'm standing in my kitchen!"
"But this isn't your line, sir."
"I'm pretty certain it's my kitchen. I've lived here for years."
Somehow we cross-circuited to B. Stay tuned.